Clearance under adjudication

Here’s another idiot who “didn’t know.” Unfortunately, he got his clearance back.

Make sure to mention during your inevitable investigation that you falsified signature forms, and that you didn’t actually complete the training.

You generally don’t seem very smart. Does someone drive you to work, since driving laws are about as simple as knowing that marijuana is illegal at the federal level? Does someone buy your groceries and pay your bills for you, since laws pertaining to those processes are also very simple?