# I need your best security / FSO / recruiting joke

**URL:** <https://discuss.clearancejobsblog.com/t/i-need-your-best-security-fso-recruiting-joke/22244>\
**Category:** SECURITY CLEARANCE Q&A\
**Created:** [October 8, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://discuss.clearancejobsblog.com/t/i-need-your-best-security-fso-recruiting-joke/22244 "2026-10-08T14:14:40Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://discuss.clearancejobsblog.com/t/i-need-your-best-security-fso-recruiting-joke/22244/1 "2026-10-08T14:14:40Z")

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AI is quite literally stupid when I ask a few LLMs to come up with one… I know people here can do much better. This is the closest I got:

An FSO’s phone has three settings: silent, loud, and a recruiter saying, ‘Hey, can you run just one more SSN through DISS?

A knock knock joke would be great. A recruiter + FSO + HR person walks into a bar one would be fantastic.